Ok let's try this again.
This is a short RP meme (which can be used to write selfparas or starters) Set in an Alpha/Omega verse. Some can be twisted to be nonsexual. Several are sexual only. Click under the tag to select one or randomly chose a number 1-13. If you want, indicate which character is Alpha and which is Omega in the ask–otherwise its up to the recipient.
Its The Worst Time For This: Of course It HappensYou Just Knotted Me: Put That Thing Back Where It Came FromWoke Up “Married” (After Heat Sex)The Alpha Service: For Help With Heats When Single dial 999-999-9999Ooops I Forgot SuppressantsWe’ve Tried Three